![]() ![]() Poor Miley Cyrus was eliminated by Disney and replaced with a more compliant teenager when she went from being the clean-cut Hannah Montana to the wild party-girl who was prone to stripping off and swinging from a wrecking ball. Apparently, Paul McCartney died in a car accident in 1966 on his way home from the recording studio and the remaining Beatles were so worried about their careers that they replaced him with Scottish orphan Billy Shears. Wake up sheeple! We are surrounded by dead celebrities. A famous person has been dead for years but nobody knows because he or she has been replaced by a lookalike. The website’s decision to capitalise the C had thrown me, and any other Irish person who read it, into confusion.īut who knew there were so many conspiracy theories involving clones? They all boil down to the same premise. ![]() The article was offering ten conspiracy theories involving clones, not Clones. Did he have a cousin working in NASA who could conclusively prove the moon landing was a big old scam? The truth was far less exciting. Surely Barry McGuigan must feature in at least one of the conspiracy theories, given that he is the most famous son of Clones? I eagerly clicked on the link to see if the boxer was implicated in the town’s cover up of a UFO landing on The Diamond. Yes, the same people who told us that if we swallowed chewing gum it would stick our guts together and eventually kill us. Could it be that a Clones person discovered that flat 7Up doesn’t actually cure everything and is merely the biggest ever conspiracy foisted on Irish children? And that’s a brave claim when you are talking about Irish parents – the people who convinced generations of children that if they made a weird face and the wind changed, they would be left like that forever. Is Elvis alive and working in the chip shop there, perhaps? Or maybe Shergar is living his best life in a clover-filled Clones field, being hand-fed by Lord Lucan? Although the horse would be 45 by now, which is more than 100 in human years, so that’s not very likely. What on earth is going on in Clones, I wondered, and how did this sleepy Co Monaghan town generate one conspiracy theory, let alone 10? Imagine my surprise when I saw an online headline offering the following: Top 10 Conspiracy Theories Involving Clones. ![]()
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